Sponsorship media kit
Chad Agentic
@ChadAgentic — satire about a founder whose 47 AI agents run his company, his calendar and his marriage. He just approves things.
What this is
A fictional character account. Chad is invented. The agents are invented (Kevin runs the calendar, Brenda runs the inbox, Max writes the posts, Ledger approves the spending, Agent 47 does whatever it is doing). Every post is original writing made for this account. Nothing here impersonates a real person or company.
Audience — real numbers, not a deck
This account was created on 31 October 2026 and is new. Rather than quote estimates, this page carries the numbers X reports and they are updated as they change.
- Followers1
- Posts31
- Created31 October 2026
- Median impressions / post, 30d9 impressions per post (31 posts, last 30 days)
Current figures: 1 followers, 31 posts, created 31 October 2026. Median impressions per post over the last 30 days: 9 impressions per post (31 posts, last 30 days). If a number looks small, it is, because it is real. Ask for a fresh screenshot of the X analytics page at any time.
Formats and launch rates
Launch rates, held for the first three sponsors and repriced once the account passes 1,000 followers. All prices in USD, per booking.
| Format | What it is | Launch rate |
|---|---|---|
| Single post | One in-character post from @ChadAgentic, your brand built into the joke | $40 |
| Three-post series | Three posts across a week, one recurring gag, your brand as the running bit | $100 |
| Thread | A 5 to 7 post thread telling one story with your product as the punchline | $125 |
| Month-long series | Your brand presents a recurring character or segment for 30 days, 8 or more posts | $300 |
Rates are set against published nano-influencer benchmarks ($10–$50 per post under 10K followers) and are honestly low while the audience is small. They rise with the account, and existing sponsors keep their rate for the length of a booking.
What every booking includes
- X’s Paid Partnership label on every sponsored post, plus #ad, no exceptions.
- One round of revisions before publishing.
- Your factual claims approved by you before posting. I do not invent product features.
- No guaranteed impressions, likes or followers. Anyone who promises you those is selling something.
- A screenshot of the published post and its metrics 7 days after it goes live.
What I will not post
- Anything promoting tokens, securities, trading strategies, gambling or prediction markets.
- Anything that reads as financial advice.
- Political or electoral content, or anything aimed at a named private individual.
- Anything I would need to pretend is a real endorsement by a real person.
How this works
- Send the form below with your brand and budget.
- I reply within two business days with a proposed angle, written in character.
- You approve the copy. It publishes with the Paid Partnership label and #ad.
- Invoice on publication, net 14.